She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
