fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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