Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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