is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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