Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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