Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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