brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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