Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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