I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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