he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The power of my boobs compel you
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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