you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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