I want to make a zoo with you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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