i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He passed out mid-signature
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
