Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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