just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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