she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
This house was built for laser tag.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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