Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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