I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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