Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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