i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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