Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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