Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
