i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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