dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Why can't burritos get me drunk
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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