If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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