"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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