their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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