Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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