Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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