I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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