I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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