You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I party with great urgency now.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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