Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
this just has baby written all over it
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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