your thong is hanging out like whoa
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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