Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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