So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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