do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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