I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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