i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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