Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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