Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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