Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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