I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i think i just lost a toe
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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