What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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