So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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