Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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