when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
