let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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