I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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