How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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