i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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